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SHIT IS BANANAS Beach Towel - Onyx

SHIT IS BANANAS Beach Towel - Onyx

Regular price $25.99 USD
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SOFT. THICK. CURVED TO PLEASE.

The Shit Is Bananas beach towel doesn’t just flirt—it full-on seduces. Packed with ripe, ready-to-peel bananas that leave very little to the imagination, this towel is a cheeky tribute to every curved craving you’ve ever had.

Lay it out. Straddle up. Let 'em know exactly what kind of fruit you’re packing. 🍌

Product features
- Durable polyester print side dries quickly
- Soft combed cotton loop backing for comfort
- Hemmed edges enhance longevity
- Moisture-absorbent for quick drying
- Available in two convenient sizes: 30" × 60" and 36" × 72"

Care instructions
- Wash the item only cold machine wash with similar colors garments using a gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low settings or hang dry. Do not bleach or dry clean.

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