The CAMOPHALLUS Sarong doesn’t hide a thing—unless you count hundreds of cartoon cocks as “subtle.” This breezy beach wrap turns camouflage into cockflage, so you can strut, stretch, or sashay knowing you’re literally wrapped in dick. Pair it with sandals, sass, and absolutely no shame.
Part of the Imprinted Collection
Product features - 100% durable polyester fabric that maintains its shape - Bright, long-lasting colors for eye-catching designs - Versatile use for beach, camping, and outdoor spaces - Generous size of 38" × 81" (97cm × 206cm) for comfort - Stylish knotted tassels add a decorative touch.
Care instructions - Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean
