The CAMOPHALLUS Beach Towel is loud, proud, and covered in cocks. This isn’t your basic beach accessory—it’s a full frontal declaration of queer camouflage that refuses to hide a thing. Toss it down, strip it off, and soak up the sun like the exhibitionist icon you are.
Crafted for bold souls and cheeky rebels, this towel is more than just a conversation starter—it’s a sexual revolution in terry cloth. Whether you’re cruising the shore, claiming your poolside throne, or making waves at the next queer beach bash, this towel guarantees you’ll never blend in. Who said camo was for hiding? Not us. Not ever.
Product features - Durable polyester print side dries quickly - Soft combed cotton loop backing for comfort - Hemmed edges enhance longevity - Moisture-absorbent for quick drying - Available in two convenient sizes: 30" × 60" and 36" × 72"
Care instructions - Wash the item only cold machine wash with similar colors garments using a gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low settings or hang dry. Do not bleach or dry clean.
